Saturday, June 14, 2014

LAST NIGHT WAS GNARLY

For the following reasons:

1. We went to Faro's for a few beers at around 8pm. We then started playing with Faro's mom's new foot massage machine. The way it works is it sends a current through one foot and out the other so your feet repeatedly get little jolts every split second. If you crank the machine to full, its impossible to stand on the dam thing, so the game was who could stand on it the longest. Faro fell over and almost took out his 50inch flat screen. I stood on there for at most 3 seconds. Then the next game was make a human circuit. So I put one foot on the thing and then grabbed somebody while they put their foot on the other pad. That worked real well. Next we went forehead to forehead and shocked the shit out of our faces. It was crazy. The two of us saw a flash for a split second, that everyone else didnt see. Not sure how to explain it. I feel like the muscles in and around our eyes did something funny when they got zapped... no idea.

2. So after seeing the white light at the end of tunnel we decided fuck this thing, lets ride the GT behind the truck through the fields. Here is the GT I created at work from a bike and some skis I found at the dump:

And here is me decked out in all the necessary safety equipment about to ride it around Faro's property:

It worked so well. holy shit. Its freaking epic. I crashed once, but I was fine --> video. Then Faro had a turn and he broke off the handlebars. It's an easy fix though, so whatever. We're gonna throw on a new pair of handle bars and tow it behind the boat on Tuesday. Super stoked for that.

3. We dressed ridiculously and went to the bar, where funny things happened, half of which I remember.

AND TONIGHT IS GONNA BE AWESOME BECAUSE IT'S BEER FEST UP AT THE SKI HILL!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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